Interview with The Dwarves
How many albums have The Dwarves put out?
- Dwarves Must Die
- Dwarves Come Clean
- Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking
- Sugarfix
- Thank Heaven for Little Girls
- Blood Guts and Pussy
- Lick It (Comp)
- Free Cocaine (Comp)
- How To Win Friends and Influence People
How many line up changes have you endured? No one ever leaves the Dwarves, they just recuperate between missions.
How would you describe The Dwarves to someone who has never heard you before? It’s a legendary thing, Jr. You wouldn’t understand!The use of every genre that’s out there- punk, pop, hardcore, noise, hip/hop, turntable, garage, surf- it’s all there!How has Myspace & other internet sites changed punk rock since you started? More sex with underage internet girls now.I’m the best looking man in show business.
How many days out of the year are you guys touring?Too much.
When you’re playing do you often get asked to get your cock out for all the world to marvel at ? Too much.Yes, my cock is a religious shrine for some folks.Does having tons of sex with hot punk chicks ever get boring and what’s the best groupie story you have? It gets boring after 15 minutes, but by then it’s too late. The best story- I guess last weekend because I still remember it.
If you could travel through time, when would you go back to and why? Midevil Times. The restaurant I mean.
If you were a porn star what would your name be? Mr. Fabulous, JoJo Studdly, Lance Ass, Dr. Doody and Chuck Fucktick
Where is your favorite place to play shows ? Hawaii. There’s speed and hookers there, plus the military!
What is the absolute WORST song you ever heard? The Macarena.
What is your current evaluation of the punk "scene"? I’ll need to sleep with more young people to really figure it out.
What other kind of music do you like to listen to besides punk rock? Americana folk music and techno.
How do you think the genre of street punk has evolved over the years? Now they shower weekly.
Who are your musical influences? Tiny Tim, Boy George, Lenny and the Squigtones
What do you think of George W? I like my fascists a little more stylish.
What would your idea of a punk fantasy be? Underage lesbian punk sistersWhat other things have you all been working on recently? Candy Now! It’s a new band with me and a chick singer. Retro madness! What are some bands that stand out in today's music scene?
What are the future plans for The Dwarves? Blood, coke and sodomy!
You guys have a ton of songs, how do you guys go about writing new songs? We start with a great phrase. Then we ruin it.
Since you’re punk rock, you must do tons of drugs. What’s your drug of choice? Ecstasy and Viagra.
The term "Punk" is thrown around in many ways. What makes punk, "Punk" to you? Bad sounds and boots.
What do you do when you’re not playing music? I’m writing books, making rock and running wild. Chrit on a Mic!
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Only one band just keeps getting better and better. Choke on it!
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